stephabi

I'm copy/pasting my blog, so that it might actually get read. Enjoy. I had a rather amusing experience the other day that I thought I ought to share it with you. Well when I say amusing I speak entirely in hindsight as it was rather embarrassing at the time. What, me embarrass myself publicly? I know, TOTALLY out of character. That is of course, if you discount all the times I've blogged about and the one where I was accidentally "exposed"  to the year sevens when I was a camp leader. Wait. I think that last one needs some explaining. You see, I was in year 11 and was under the naïve impression that the swimming costume I was weari

06 September 2007 Well after a 30 hour flight, I'm finally back in Australia. Sure I feel like a dead fish that's been left in a warm car, but here I am. I'd like to say the plane ride was without insident but, being me, I managed to embarrass myself quite publicly. In defense for my actions, I had already been flying for 7 hours and was quite tired. For a normal person this wouldn't be an excuse. But I've noticed that when I'm sleepy I loose all sense of subtlety and volume control. Anyway, my sister Tamara and I were in a queue to re-board the flight, when I was struck a sudden coughing fit. But disturbing the crowd with my hacking and s

31 August 2007 As I type this I sit in a slightly skeasy internet cafe. Christ knows why they call it a 'cafe'. Surely 'Concrete Tub infested with Dungeons and Dragons nerds' would be more apt. "But why are you in an internet cafe?" You ask. "Surely those are places only for downloading porn!" "Don't be disgusting!" I shout, quickly minimising a window. "I'm writing from an internet cafe because I'm in England." And that I am! There sure are a lot of English people in England. And you know what, the rumours are true! They're all ugly! I think I could make a million by selling tweasers to these people, never have I seen so many monobrows.